The new PUBG map is stupid fun!

 

i'm gonna attempt to play pubg solo today and by attempt i really do mean that because i feel like such a noob in this game but the new maps out today there's a ton of updates and improvements to the game i'm still a bear let's do this so this is the new map deston and it's just a massive swamp and this is the entire level i'm kidding i don't even know but i just wanted to show you guys that i am actually playing this on max out graphics 40p i've got everything on ultra apart from motion blur which is disabled because of course it's because nobody likes it i've got blur in my eyes in real life i don't look it's blurring i don't need the game to do the blur as well i actually have to try now don't i i have to try in thisgame it's not like warzone where you can just run around and it's casual and arcadey in this game you've got to actually like control your recoil you've got to loot you've got to think about positioning more what have i signed myself up for i think seeing as the plane is going over this big city tilted towers i'm just gonna drop down here but look i don't care if i have to try in this game because have you ever seen a skydiving bear is that ever been done i don't think so well look here it is in the flesh a true skydiving bear look at his head i can go super fast as well like that wee there we go right so when i played this last time i think we were like just around this bit behind me so i might go over there instead i'll land on the roof because i can actually get down off here which is cool what's that it's the ace 23 from bf4 but in this game it's called the ace 32 and that's an ak is no that's not see look this is how bad i am i can't even loot properly level two helmet ah you see that look that's the problem isn't it i put the level 2 helmet on and it takes the bear head away but i kind of need a helmet i mean i'm still like 80 bear so that's fine so like i was a big f to pay respects there where do i go oh the zones actually out so i should move i should move over that direction then yeah there's a repel thing here too check this out you can go up and down free will wow incredible okay now this game is very punishing there's no goo lag or anything like that so if i die that's it i'm back to the lobby back to the menu there's a little secret room there look at that that's gotta be something got some atoms here is that level three vest oh yes thank you very much all these weird sculptures what does it mean they've got interiors as well some of the buildings it's not quite spider-man playstation 4 is it but it's not bad burrito brain i can't remember the last time i had a burrito it was probably 2019 i would guess when i was in la for e3 they got good burritos out there to be fair look how happy that guy is but that is the burrito so they're about to be eaten or maybe they won't be happy that soon because they'll be dead oh god it's war it's war yes damn i thought i was gone for for sure though i did a massive jump scare then i actually like jumped out of my seat a little bit i don't want to go loot that guy yet i'm going to go in here i'm going to heal because that's going to take me about 12 minutes and then and then we're going to look and see what i have but that uh ace works out really well there okay this is the guy that i killed what did they have oh they actually had an m24 look at that it replaces the scope straight away that's good isn't it just a giant wall here what's the story though you know like what happened why is there a giant wall next to a city is it because it was flooded or something a giant gap in the wall like what could have caused that don't know like a tsunami or an earthquake or something that's one of the new airboats i mistakenly called those hovercrafts in my last video and people were not happy especially people from florida who were like jack calling an air b hovercraft listen i'm done okay just let me be dumb oh m249 i mean i remember last time i played that just had insane recall on it so i don't know if that's a good call you know this game at the moment i just checked this morning literally 10 minutes before i started recording it's got 200 000 concurrent players right now and the peak in the last 24 hours was 300 000 so it's still wildly popular i think a lot of the popularity on steam comes from asia and russia in europe yeah of course a lot of people still play it and it's free to play now too so that's definitely helped boost the player numbers i just kind of wish in the squad moments they had more redeploy mechanics i wonder how much of a blue zone you can be as well now because that was like a big thing wasn't it that was a huge part of the meta you could stay in the blue zone for so long because of the band engine does it actually stack now or can you still just stay in there for a long time if you've got the meds i've got a dyson fan that looks like one of those keeps me cool well it tries to but it ultimately it just blows hot air towards me so it doesn't really work at all so what was the point of me buying it there's only 21 alive i feel like i've barely done anything i need to drop hotter next time but i thought that that downtown area would be quite hot because like it's the new tilted towers isn't it so why wouldn't you want to go there there's a guy down there i'm done and that's pubg killed by someone else entirely in one shot right let's try again okay game number two i'm gonna drop somewhere different the barclift what does that mean like all these there's so many words but is that just made up i mean i don't really know is anyone else coming with me to the bar cliff no i'm completely alone oh that guy where are they going i'm coming down here are you you're 1v1 at the barclays okay okay okay okay okay there you go there you go where you going west right i'm going to get a gun and i'm just going to go west i want to get in some fights get a bit practicing ak perfect for my scheme okay i'm going west will i run into this man at a moment's notice probably probably not yes i spoke too soon god why i just don't understand why the gunshot sounds in this game are just so much louder than everything else aren't they what the prenate okay good bit of practice bit of a gunfight i love that to be fair they almost were accurate with that prenate oh that guy's got a security key if i can actually find a door a secret door i can use that where's the big tower i can use that big tower and that'll zip me up and help me get to the zone providing i don't get one hit kill headshotted again by someone that i can't see which is most likely the outcome okay here we go big tower the zone is going all the way down here so i've marked holston meadows come on down to holston medals get yourself some hay is that what is that what they say probably not we're gonna go we're going to holster meadows let's go baby we that didn't work at all uh nice please i think i was supposed to what you press f at the top don't you and then it did i do it too early or something that's better parachuting bear this map is huge isn't it it's absolutely stonking out of control the size of it i think if you're playing trios or quads you know just driving around in a car and jumping on people could be really good fun a bike oh this guy okay my sense is way too fast for that damn it i wanted that bike i need to turn that down why is that so high that completely threw me off there's someone else shooting at me now so i just dropped down here and go in the water on the bridge i saw you a little bit higher i'm so dead tell me that's deep enough yeah it is okay i thought i was just gonna break my legs then i'm gonna come out put my gun away and then we're off please don't shoot me not like this guys i found a bike i don't care if it's noisy it just looks cool so i'm gonna do it it's a dirt bike yes i could do a little wheelie as well how cool is that oh god i feel like i'm back playing ryder's republic here careful

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it's the endor speeder bike chase oh that was a big jump

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excavator hello i'm probably driving past like so many players yeah there's one yeah i'm gone i'm gone i don't want any of that smoke ow i've driven right into a town i'm an idiot what was i thinking

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now that guy didn't hit me though which is good i'm getting an adrenaline rush from this it's cool i know that i could die at a moment's notice in one bullet but i'm hooning across the land without carrying the world okay we made it there's a package there should i go for that be a laugh on it probably gonna die but it'll be a laugh oh no okay yep you can have that sir that's fine oh no no no it's it's fine is it gonna make it yes we made it across yes oh my i'm climbing the tree this is not how to play pudgy do not watch this video from an educational standpoint you will not learn anything okay now i may have heard a suppressed shot as i pulled up to this house okay i'mgoing to hide here and i'm going to turn down that sensitivity because that is way way way too high it's 2x isn't it oh i hear someone coming sir is it two people there's a car is it a car chasing a bike i think it might be oh there's a guy it's on a hit i don't think it was a hit i'm gonna move i don't want to get into a prawn fight here get on this let's go i definitely improved the physics on these bikes though i remember them being really really janky and clunky but that seems so much better whoa oh look at these blue flowers that's cool

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it's actually gonna end at holston meadows it looks like it what's that say make your way downtown welcome to wholesome meadows make your way downtown get yourself a beer sir whoa that's a tree and pick a house and camp in it for the rest of the game yeah yeah i think that's the right thing to do isn't it yeah is there someone in that house next to me that's when i'm gonna fight there i think there might be someone in here god i'm scared i'm so scared i don't want to die something's going down over there something big in that store that one there you can hear it there's an upstairs here maybe they were upstairs clear oh this could be a good spot actually kind of wish that i had a suppressor though guy there you see me i hate the frame then

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sorry how many times do i have to shoot this guy yes okay i think i deserved that kill right i feel like i did grenade yep that's a grenade someone's pushing me let's see if that guess i'm gonna right in a bit hopefully that doesn't kill me

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yes knocked out what can you get self-revised in this game is that a thing now damn i didn't know that i took a bit of damage there didn't i i i wasn't sure about that grenade you know so i'm tucked in here but i think part of my body was exposed like maybe my arms or something guy there oh come on i want the shot hold on so what is it self is that it it's actually a self res in the game okay how did i not know that man fair enough the more you know eh the more you know so i think i can be a bit more liberal now with my peeking i've got a chance if i get one hit knocked or something i can always sell fresh a bike yes it is i could hear the little ticking of the gears i was like what is that and then i remembered there's actually the fallout bike in this game i'm gonna have to move for the next zone take a different building this one maybe hopefully there's a root out here where i don't get shot in the back you see me i think you did try and keep them away i guess oh that sounds big is that norm maybe that's an arm i got that from the crate perhaps that's the crate guy yeah that makes sense i kind of hate where i am right now so i'm gonna move quite exposed but i want to get in the building get a bit more central although maybe playing the age is a bit of cool here i just don't know but there's about 10 people looking at me there's 14 alive now it sounds like they're over there oh god i hate this man we've got to move over here as well yikes this is actual pain for me it hurts but it's all the name of entertainment for you guys maybe you'll see something funny maybe you'll see something interesting maybe you'll see something cool maybe i'll just fall over and die again nobody knows find out next week's episode of pubg this is such a bad position to be in high behind this big rock for now i guess i mean i don't know it's 10 left i want to be over there there's cover over there you know as well at this stage of the game in a solo match most of the players left in it are going to be absolute mad labs out of their mind who only play pub g and then there's me oh i've been knocked out with a shotgun as well what from where i can rez though he's running over tonight please someone someone shoot that's a horrible sound what the hospital i've got time to heal i don't think i have ah they got me with the origin 12. oh man it's such a rush this game but it's so difficult i'm gonna keep watching this guy and see how they do i needed to find a better spot there really i should have run towards the houses but it could be someone in there are they being shot at there's that suppressed sniper oh there's one to the left as well oh no don't surely not okay they've got away with it is it the vss right there nice shot clicked him in the head this guy's a level 500 the ultimate pub g playerai spot let's go win the game you can do it come on oh damn it just got ruined then is that a shotgun really that good though it rains like that i mean he did like to tap me with it so could i not spectate more it just he just put me out the game well there we go guys that's the new pubg map that's me i am a stupid giant bear anyways i hope you enjoyed it leave me a like and a comment below if you did i'll see you next time bye

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